77 Lucky and Unlucky Wife Quotes and Sayings - Have you Heard any of These?

77 Lucky and Unlucky Wife Quotes and Sayings – Have you Heard any of These?

Here is a collection of 77 Lucky/Unlucky Wife Quotes and Sayings gathered by Twinty Karat. Also you’ll find 7 Inspirational quotes to ponder over.

Lucky/Unlucky Wife Quotes and Sayings

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A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. ~ Erma Bombeck

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A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. ~ Michel de Montaigne

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A good wife is one who serves her husband in the morning like a mother does, loves him in the day like a sister does and pleases him like a prostitute in the night. ~ Chanakya

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A husband who submits to his wife’s yoke is justly held an object of ridicule. A woman’s influence ought to be entirely concealed. ~ Honore De Balzac

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A man who is eating or lying with his wife or preparing to go to sleep in humility, thankfulness and temperance, is, by Christian standards, in an infinitely higher state than one who is listening to Bach or reading Plato in a state of pride. ~ C. S. Lewis

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A man’s best fortune, or his worst, is his wife. ~ Thomas Fuller

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A pretty wife is something for the fastidious vanity of a rougue to retire upon. ~ Thomas Moore

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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. ~ Lana Turner

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A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle. ~ Charles Baudelaire

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A young bride is like a plucked flower; but a guilty wife is like a flower that had been walked over. ~ Honore de Balzac

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After marriage, a woman’s sight becomes so keen that she can see right through her husband without looking at him, and a man’s so dull that he can look right through his wife without seeing her. ~ Helen Rowland

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Anyone with a grain of sense would know that if I punched my wife I would rip her head off. It’s all lies. I have never laid a finger on her. ~ Mike Tyson

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Basically my wife was immature. I’d be at home in the bath and she’d come in and sink my boats. ~ Woody Allen

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Behind every successful man is a proud wife and a surprised mother-in-law. ~ Hubert H. Humphrey

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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife. ~ Groucho Marx

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Between a man and his wife nothing ought to rule but love. Authority is for children and servants, yet not without sweetness. ~ William Penn

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Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. ~ Oscar Wilde

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By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher. ~ Socrates

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By taking a second wife he pays the highest compliment to the first, by showing that she made him so happy as a married man, that he wishes to be so a second time. ~ Samuel Johnson

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Choose a wife rather by your ear than your eye. ~ Thomas Fuller

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Do not let your bachelor ways crystallize so that you can’t soften them when you come to have a wife and a family of your own. ~ Rutherford B. Hayes

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Don’t forget Mother’s Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad’s Third Wife Day. ~ Jay Leno

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Every man who is high up likes to think that he has done it all himself, and the wife smiles and lets it go at that. ~ James M. Barrie

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First get an absolute conquest over thyself, and then thou wilt easily govern thy wife. ~ Thomas Fuller

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Greater love hath no man than to attend the Episcopal Church with his wife. ~ Lyndon B. Johnson

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He knows little, who will tell his wife all he knows. ~ Thomas Fuller

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He that displays too often his wife and his wallet is in danger of having both of them borrowed. ~ Benjamin Franklin

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He that hath wife and children hath given hostages to fortune; for they are impediments to great enterprises, either of virtue or mischief. ~ Francis Bacon

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He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher… or, as his wife would have it, an idiot. ~ Douglas Adams

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Heaven will be no heaven to me if I do not meet my wife there. ~ Andrew Jackson

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Hubert Humphrey talks so fast that listening to him is like trying to read Playboy magazine with your wife turning the pages. ~ Barry Goldwater

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I am a quick study – I can memorize a script in an hour – but I can’t remember a name three seconds. I’ve even forgotten my wife’s name on occasion. ~ Don Adams

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I am a very committed wife. And I should be committed too – for being married so many times. ~ Elizabeth Taylor

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I came down to the living room one day and my wife was standing in the living room. It wasn’t an illusion. I saw her out of the corner of my eye. The moment I saw her, she vanished. ~ Hugh Leonard

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I come here tonight as a sister, blessed with a brother who is my mentor, my protector and my lifelong friend. And I come here as a wife who loves my husband and believes he will be an extraordinary president. ~ Michelle Obama

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I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed. So I said, ‘Get off me, you two!’ ~ Emo Philips

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I don’t have to ‘freedom-kiss’ my wife when what I really want to do is French-kiss her. ~ Woody Allen

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I don’t think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance. ~ Frank Carson

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I don’t want to argue with my wife about her car – or my driving. ~ Dale Earnhardt

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I guess I have always been deeply terrified to really be someone’s wife since I know from life one cannot love another, ever, really. ~ Marilyn Monroe

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I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time. ~ Bill Cosby

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I guess the worst day I have had was when I had to stand up in rehab in front of my wife and daughter and say ‘Hi, my name is Sam and I am an addict.’ ~ Samuel L. Jackson

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I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me. ~ Rodney Dangerfield

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I have known more men destroyed by the desire to have wife and child and to keep them in comfort than I have seen destroyed by drink and harlots. ~ William Butler Yeats

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I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one’s wife happy. First, let her think she’s having her own way. And second, let her have it. ~ Lyndon B. Johnson

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I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can’t get my wife to go swimming. ~ Jimmy Carter

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I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her. ~ Rodney Dangerfield

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I know I’m talented, but I wasn’t put here to sing. I was put here to be a wife and a mom and look after my family. I love what I do, but it’s not where it begins and ends. ~ Amy Winehouse

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I met my wife through playing golf. She is French and couldn’t speak English and I couldn’t speak French, so there was little chance of us getting involved in any boring conversations – that’s why we got married really quickly. ~ Sean Connery

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I promise to be an excellent husband, but give me a wife who, like the moon, will not appear every day in my sky. ~ Anton Chekhov

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I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back. ~ Henny Youngman

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I tended to place my wife under a pedestal. ~ Woody Allen

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I think about being married again, having a home and a wife. No one can ever be married too many times, and maybe if I keep trying I’ll get it right one day. ~ Richard Pryor

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I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender. ~ Rodney Dangerfield

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I unfortunately don’t speak French, but my wife is now fluent in English, which really reflects rather badly on me. ~ Sean Connery

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I was a queen, and you took away my crown; a wife, and you killed my husband; a mother, and you deprived me of my children. My blood alone remains: take it, but do not make me suffer long. ~ Marie Antoinette

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I was married awfully young and I felt trapped. My wife had been divorced and all the time we were married we were out of the Church. It wasn’t until we were divorced that we became good Catholics again. ~ Don Adams

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I would be married, but I’d have no wife, I would be married to a single life. ~ Charles Bukowski

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I’d love to do a character with a wife, a nice little house, a couple of kids, a dog, maybe a bit of singing, and no guns and no killing, but nobody offers me those kind of parts. ~ Christopher Walken

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If ever a man and his wife, or a man and his mistress, who pass nights as well as days together, absolutely lay aside all good breeding, their intimacy will soon degenerate into a coarse familiarity, infallibly productive of contempt or disgust. ~ Lord Chesterfield

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If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest. ~ Kin Hubbard

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If you let a bully come in your front yard, he’ll be on your porch the next day and the day after that he’ll rape your wife in your own bed. ~ Lyndon B. Johnson

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If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you’ll be married to a man who cheats on his wife. ~ Ann Landers

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If you treat your wife like a thoroughbred, you’ll never end up with a nag. ~ Zig Ziglar

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If you would have a good wife, marry one who has been a good daughter. ~ Thomas Fuller

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I’ll be a wife and mother first, then First Lady. ~ Jackie Kennedy

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I’m a much nicer person since my wife died. I found out what pain is, so on that level I’m much nicer. ~ Hugh Leonard

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I’m not a real movie star. I’ve still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago. ~ Will Rogers

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I’m still not a great reader, but my wife is and my daughters are, and I envy them. I think I got into a bad habit of trying to do something all the time, instead of trying to sit down and take my time a little bit. ~ Mike Krzyzewski

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In marriage do thou be wise: prefer the person before money, virtue before beauty, the mind before the body; then thou hast a wife, a friend, a companion, a second self. ~ William Penn

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In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker. ~ Woody Allen

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Intelligence is the wife, imagination is the mistress, memory is the servant. ~ Victor Hugo

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It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife. ~ Jane Austen

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It is flagrantly dishonest for an advertising agent to urge consumers to buy a product which he would not allow his own wife to buy. ~ David Ogilvy

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It is just that I don’t want a wife and I don’t want kids. ~ Henry Rollins

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It’s not a good idea to put your wife into a novel; not your latest wife anyway. ~ Norman Mailer

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It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass. ~ Rodney Dangerfield

7 Inspirational Quotes and Sayings

\/>What you see depends on what you’re looking for. ~ Author Unknown

\/>Children will not remember you for the material things you provided but for the feeling that you cherished them. ~ Richard L. Evans

\/>You may only be someone in the world, but to someone else, you may be the world. ~ Author Unknown

\/>What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us. ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

\/>May the sun always shine on your windowpane; May a rainbow be certain to follow each rain; May the hand of a friend always be near you; May God fill your heart with gladness to cheer you. ~ Irish Blessing

\/>Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, you’ll find one at the end of your arm … As you grow older you will discover that you have two hands. One for helping yourself, the other for helping others. ~ Audrey Hepburn

\/>Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds. ~ Gordon B. Hinckley

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