Chinese Fortune Cookies Q&A

Suzi Q answers:

The Chinese Fortune Cookie is not even Chinese. It actually originated in USA, California.

The fortune cookie was not introduced to the Chinese until the 1990’s and were amusingly advertised as “Genuine American Fortune Cookies”.

Printable fortune cookie sayings and everything about Fortune Cookies……

Suzi Q answers:

Success comes in cans. Not cannots.
Love is for the lucky and the brave.
Love is like wildflowers… It is often found in the most unlikely places.
It doesn’t matter. Who is without a flaw?
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a simple step.
Help! I am being held prisoner in a Chinese bakery.
Typed like any other fortune cookie.
Someone will invite you to a Karaoke party.
Http://www.chinese-fortune-cookie.com/

Suzi Q answers:

Ive had good and bad…

Good: You will succeed in everything you do, and you will be the wealthiest person to live.

Bad: You will be the envy of everyone, but then they will try to kill you in their rage.

Its so random…

Suzi Q answers:

This site offers all kinds of fortunes.
Http://www.chinese-fortune-cookie.com/fortune-cookie-sayings.html

Suzi Q answers:

I think you should look at internet and find some quote that you like and copy it, make sure add that person who wrote. Then it willl help you to think what you should type it down for him too. Make sure its the last one before he break it and he will feel wow that you made all these for him.

Suzi Q answers:

I found a website that lists some in different categories for you (love, general, corporate, motivational). Here are the funny ones but I’d encourage you to include the other categories too, they’d add up to more than 50 and would give a bit of variety instead of them being all funny:

He who throws dirt is losing ground.

You can always find happiness at work on Friday.

Do not mistake temptation for opportunity.

A woman who seeks to be equal with men lacks ambition. Ouch!!!

The greatest danger could be your stupidity.

He who laughs at himself never runs out of things to laugh at.

He who laughs last is laughing at you.

A closed mouth gathers no feet.

A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.

A cynic is only a frustrated optimist.

A fanatic is one who can’t change his mind, and won’t change the subject.

It doesn’t matter. Who is without a flaw?

The world may be your oyster, but it doesn’t mean you’ll get its pearl.

Flattery will go far tonight.

Website: http://www.chinese-fortune-cookie.com/fortune-cookie-sayings.html

And I know this post is getting long but I had to add these. They’re actual fortune cookies sayings that are just plain weird and funny http://www.innocentenglish.com/funny-english-mistakes-bloopers/funny-fortune-cookies.html :

Help! I am being held prisoner in a Chinese bakery.

Confucius say you have heart as big as Texas.

You have an unusual equipment
for success, use it properly.

Because of your melodic nature,
the moonlight never misses an appointment.

You will gain admiration from your pears.

You will receive a fortune cookie.

Never wear your best pants
when you go to fight for freedom.

A starship ride has been promised to you
by the galactic wizard.

You love Chinese food.

Someone will invite you to a Karaoke party.

Don’t behave with cold manners.

Typed like any other fortune cookie:

Don’t forget you are always on our minds.

From the same people holding the prisoner?

What you left behind is more mellow than wine
(for a bathroom?)

There is no mistake so great
as that of being always right.

Never forget a friend. Especially if he owes you.

A tub and a rub will change your day.

THAT WASN’T CHICKEN.

Suppose you can get what you want.

If you’re happy and you know it, and you realy want to show it, if you’re happy and you know it, eat a monkey.

Suzi Q answers:

Customers are advised to put your hands in the air and wave ’em like you just don’t care.

Suzi Q answers:

I think it’d be good to either ask in the cookie if he’ll go with you, or say “you will go with (your name) to the dance on (date).”

Suzi Q answers:

Oreos taste better.

If giraffes aren’t your favorite animal, they should be.

Learn what “irony” really means; it’s important!

There’s nothing in here.

Your dog has the right idea!

Memorize: I didn’t do it, and I don’t know who did.

There’s no better language to learn than Music.

A yellow hard hat will keep it all together.

When Life gives you lemons, call its mother.

Your fortune is within you. [I could just see a confused person saying, “I ate it?!”

Only white snow is good for you.

Use the Force.

You will see a mysterious stranger. He will ask you not to stare.

Cookies don’t know much!

You will have cake. [This one turned out to be true, so who am I to question it?]