Chinese Fortune Cookies Q&A

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Questions and Answers about Chinese Fortune Cookies

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Maria asks…

What are good fortune cookie sayings?

I Don’t really know any.

Suzi Q answers:

The Chinese Fortune Cookie is not even Chinese. It actually originated in USA, California.

The fortune cookie was not introduced to the Chinese until the 1990’s and were amusingly advertised as “Genuine American Fortune Cookies”.

Printable fortune cookie sayings and everything about Fortune Cookies……

Laura asks…

good fortune cookie sayings?

I’m looking for some fun fortune cookie sayings!!! Any websites or help would be great!

Suzi Q answers:

Success comes in cans. Not cannots.
Love is for the lucky and the brave.
Love is like wildflowers… It is often found in the most unlikely places.
It doesn’t matter. Who is without a flaw?
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a simple step.
Help! I am being held prisoner in a Chinese bakery.
Typed like any other fortune cookie.
Someone will invite you to a Karaoke party.
Http://www.chinese-fortune-cookie.com/

Betty asks…

Do you have any good fortune cookie sayings???

Like so: “I woun’t give you a fortune because you just tore open my home and took it from me. 🙁 ”

Like that! 🙂

Suzi Q answers:

Ive had good and bad…

Good: You will succeed in everything you do, and you will be the wealthiest person to live.

Bad: You will be the envy of everyone, but then they will try to kill you in their rage.

Its so random…

Michael asks…

I need some good fortune cookie sayings…I’m baking them into brownies?!?

Its for a bake sale so keep it clean.

Suzi Q answers:

This site offers all kinds of fortunes.
Http://www.chinese-fortune-cookie.com/fortune-cookie-sayings.html

Ken asks…

GUYS — Need help coming up with good fortune cookie sayings!?

I am getting custom fortune cookies for my boyfriend for Valentine’s Day and I need some help. What kind of sayings would you like to hear if your girlfriend did this for you?

And keep in mind, I am not trying to be all sweet and PG…

Suzi Q answers:

I think you should look at internet and find some quote that you like and copy it, make sure add that person who wrote. Then it willl help you to think what you should type it down for him too. Make sure its the last one before he break it and he will feel wow that you made all these for him.

Jenny asks…

Where can I find fortune cookie sayings to give to about 50 people? Funny ones would be nice!?

Doing a little thing to give to co workers and need about 50 different fortune cookie type sayings. Know any good sites?

Suzi Q answers:

I found a website that lists some in different categories for you (love, general, corporate, motivational). Here are the funny ones but I’d encourage you to include the other categories too, they’d add up to more than 50 and would give a bit of variety instead of them being all funny:

He who throws dirt is losing ground.

You can always find happiness at work on Friday.

Do not mistake temptation for opportunity.

A woman who seeks to be equal with men lacks ambition. Ouch!!!

The greatest danger could be your stupidity.

He who laughs at himself never runs out of things to laugh at.

He who laughs last is laughing at you.

A closed mouth gathers no feet.

A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.

A cynic is only a frustrated optimist.

A fanatic is one who can’t change his mind, and won’t change the subject.

It doesn’t matter. Who is without a flaw?

The world may be your oyster, but it doesn’t mean you’ll get its pearl.

Flattery will go far tonight.

Website: http://www.chinese-fortune-cookie.com/fortune-cookie-sayings.html

And I know this post is getting long but I had to add these. They’re actual fortune cookies sayings that are just plain weird and funny http://www.innocentenglish.com/funny-english-mistakes-bloopers/funny-fortune-cookies.html :

Help! I am being held prisoner in a Chinese bakery.

Confucius say you have heart as big as Texas.

You have an unusual equipment
for success, use it properly.

Because of your melodic nature,
the moonlight never misses an appointment.

You will gain admiration from your pears.

You will receive a fortune cookie.

Never wear your best pants
when you go to fight for freedom.

A starship ride has been promised to you
by the galactic wizard.

You love Chinese food.

Someone will invite you to a Karaoke party.

Don’t behave with cold manners.

Typed like any other fortune cookie:

Don’t forget you are always on our minds.

From the same people holding the prisoner?

What you left behind is more mellow than wine
(for a bathroom?)

There is no mistake so great
as that of being always right.

Never forget a friend. Especially if he owes you.

A tub and a rub will change your day.

THAT WASN’T CHICKEN.

Suppose you can get what you want.

If you’re happy and you know it, and you realy want to show it, if you’re happy and you know it, eat a monkey.

Sharon asks…

funny but appropriate fortune cookie sayings?

we are having a cookie day at school and i’m making fortune cookies…any good, funny, but appropriate sayings?
we are having a cookie day at school….it may sound like it’s nerdy but actually we were all craving cookies at the time so we decided to have a cookie day……so im making fortune cookies! 🙂 any ideas on some funny quotes? preferably appropriate :P. thanks!!

Suzi Q answers:

Customers are advised to put your hands in the air and wave ’em like you just don’t care.

Donald asks…

What are good sayings to put in fortune cookies for asking a boy to a turnabout dance?

I am asking this boy to a turnabout dance. I was gonna go out to eat with him and somehow get fortune cookies delivered to us. In his would be something like “You will have an amazing night at your next special event.” Meaning the dance. So just in case he does not get it I would like to have some other back up lines.
Let me know if anyone can think of some!
Thanks!!
=)

Suzi Q answers:

I think it’d be good to either ask in the cookie if he’ll go with you, or say “you will go with (your name) to the dance on (date).”

Donna asks…

Can we make a better fortune cookie?

It has been insightfully pointed out by a fellow Yamster that fortune cookie sayings have significantly deteriorated in quality! They use to pack a predictive punch but now you would be better off getting inspiration from the back of a tube of toothpaste!

I say we can do better!

So far, I’ve been able to collect the following suggestions.

A cape is all you need!
Your meal is free.
You will meet a distant relative of Bud Abbot
You are within spiritual arms lenght of your soulmate.
Know SVR, know greatness!
Leave now for The Dominican Republic
Ignore the number 32.5 at your own risk!
Green shoes, brown socks!!!!!
Nothing beats Sartre!

Please feel free to make a contribution to the list.

When completed, I plan to take it to the annual Fortune Cookie symposium next August in Denmark.
Superb answers! And I had my doubts about humanity!

laHolly- Excellent point. We all need to take a look at hose hexagrams!
Gene- Brillant suggestions! You can be sure that I include your answer in next year’s best of December 2009!

Suzi Q answers:

Oreos taste better.

If giraffes aren’t your favorite animal, they should be.

Learn what “irony” really means; it’s important!

There’s nothing in here.

Your dog has the right idea!

Memorize: I didn’t do it, and I don’t know who did.

There’s no better language to learn than Music.

A yellow hard hat will keep it all together.

When Life gives you lemons, call its mother.

Your fortune is within you. [I could just see a confused person saying, “I ate it?!”

Only white snow is good for you.

Use the Force.

You will see a mysterious stranger. He will ask you not to stare.

Cookies don’t know much!

You will have cake. [This one turned out to be true, so who am I to question it?]

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